"The more people I meet the more I like my dog." – Unknown
"Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on." – Colette
"I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." – John Steinbeck
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." – Sue Murphy
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." – Unknown
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." – Andrew A. Rooney
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." – Dave Barry
"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich." – Louis Sabin
"The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup."
- Robert Frost
"When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out."
"Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job." – Franklin P Jones
"A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away" – Unknown Dog
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." - Samuel Butler
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." – Ben Williams
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
"Qui me amat, amet et canem meum." ("Love me, love my dog.") – St. Bernard, A.D. 1150, "Sermo Primus"
The dog is the god of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher
"In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog."
" … work can wait another 30 minutes. There are more important things to do. Like throwing sticks." 
